Oh never mind it's too difficult to explain.
This group of men called the RoughRiders would play football against men from other lands and many people would fill the stadium to watch.
The men would then try to run a ball, called a football, across a line that the other team had made and on and on it would go. Another group of men called the referees, a very inept group, would let the two teams hit each other for a little while and then they would blow their whistles for it to stop and on and on it go.

Playing the game against an evil group called the Blue Bombers, from the land called Winnipeg this great leader was injured. The men called referees failed to blow their whistles as they are supposed to do and the leader Darian had his arm mangled by an evil Argonaut.

The men called RoughRiders had a leader named King Brendan who's job it was to assemble the team each year and try to win. So King Brendan went to work. First he tried to get a man named Henry from the group of men called the RedBlacks from the land called Ottawa. The followers of the men called RoughRiders were outraged. The man named Henry was a former RoughRider who had committed ultimate treason by leaving to go to the men called Stampeders from the land called Calgary many years before. The fans were unanimous. No-one wanted the man named Henry back and it seemed that Henry didn't want to come back either.
So the men called the RoughRiders continue to flounder and lose and lose again and again. It looked like their hopes, their dreams of winning again were gone for another year.

The man called Kerry arrived in the land of Saskatchewan with the entire weight of the land upon his shoulders. Could he do it ? He had led the men called RoughRiders to the crown in the year 2007, one of only three crowns the men called RoughRiders had won in a hundred years or so.

In fact the men called the RoughRiders never lost again that season breezing through the playoffs and winning the crown for the second year in a row and only the fourth time in their history.
The land was astonished. The impossible had been done. The miracle was finished and in true story book fashion everyone lived happily ever after.
And this is a true story folks not a fairy tale.