Had to repost this, it made me laugh again, and don't we all need a laugh once in awhile.
In the peace and quiet of my bedroom, lying half asleep, I hear it. Faint at first, but loud enough to make me wonder, what's that!? I shrug my shoulders and close my eyes and try and go back to sleep. Then I hear it again, a little louder this time. My heart starts to beat a little faster wondering, what's that!? I'm hesitant to get up and take a look around, cuz you never know, but, what's that!? I roll over and take a look at my wife lying next to me and I wonder, should I wake her? No, I'm the man, I can handle it. So I slowly and quietly get out of bed and go take a look around. From the top of the stairs I hear it again, what's that!? Even louder now, so I go downstairs and have a look. I turn on all the lights and listen.......I hear it again even louder than ever!! What the f*&@ is that!!??
Then realize it's just my gut talking. Oh, the life of a Crohn's sufferer.
